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The One - Coming Soon.. The One - Coming Soon..

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Rubbish trailer...

A trailer should leave you wanting more...this left me wondering how it wasn't blammed for having no redeeming features -

The 'one' that flew across the screen at the end looked awful - there's no animation, one bit of bland music, and a blured graphic of a city which you didn't draw...



The Cuttlefish that Could The Cuttlefish that Could

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very well done...

When I read the story in your comments I thought...oh dear, soppy...but after watching it I see how delightfuly tongue in cheek it was.

Animation and sound was top-notch -
Only gripe is the movie file size, and that's because of the nearly whole song you have at the credits.
I think you should compress your audio if you're going to have complete songs. Perhaps compressing that song and leaving the quality good for your main movie audio.


Darunio responds:

I can understand where you are coming from, plowking. First of all, the audio track is about half the length... I took out bits and pieces, but I'm happy to know that it can be mistaken to be unedited.
Originally, I was going to sumbit a 5.4Mb file with the credits and dramatic Iron Chef music more compressed, but when I emailed Tom to boost my allocation he gave me a whoping 7.5 Mb to play with. I decided not to use the whole lot, and so its 6.3Mb. I wanted to make sure the credits didn't have that slithery sound that is common with highly compressed MP3. Thanks for your comments.


Fallen Angel: Teaser Fallen Angel: Teaser

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Brilliant

That's the best directed movie I've seen here.

Everything in it was brilliantly done.

Graphics are crisp and have great detail, and the sound is just in your face loud and excellent. So glad you didn't resort to the usual 'heavy rock' music crap that so many others use for action sequences.



Plow Brother 3 Plow Brother 3

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Truly one of the worst...

...flash movies I've ever seen.

Some things are so bad, they're funny...

This is just SO BAD!



YAAFM 9: Michael Moore YAAFM 9: Michael Moore

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Bullsh*t

Seeing as you like taking quotes and ripping them out of context, how about the one where he did indeed say he loves America (read his books).

Truely you are hard up for material as your attempts to discredit the man are based on the most ridiculous of arguments - so much so you use one example of the black sherrif in Roger & Me to make yourself sound 'right'. Moore was clearly exaggerating with that black people comment, but only a f'ing moron, like yourself, wouldn't be able to see what he actually 'meant' by that statement, rather than taking it so literally. What he meant is corporate white america is mainly to blame for america's troubles, and NOT the poor black population that appear on the news all the time stealing etc.
You're rubbish, and Bush is everything Moore says he is, and even I knew it before I even heard of Moore!



Prowlies at the River Prowlies at the River

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fantastic work

Superb piece of animation, graphics, and even sound.

Overall a flash masterpiece.



LOTR Parody: SE p1 LOTR Parody: SE p1

Rated 1 / 5 stars

What a waste...

I love LotR's and I love parodies, but this failed on many points.
Pippen's voice as already mentioned in other reviews is just awful...I almost turned the movie off.
And some of the sound was distorted.

The one good gag in the whole thing was the face of Denethor with the 'oil' over him.
The rest dragged horribly with no wit.



Magical Trevor Magical Trevor

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Ok...

...the tune wasn't catchy at all. It just irritated the hell out of me.

Excellent graphics. Nice and smooth.



Retarded Animal Babies 10 Retarded Animal Babies 10

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good but...

A lot of skill and talent went into this movie but your humour seems to be soely based on how many times you can say fuck and attempt to gross out with sex sex sex! Not that I'm bothered in the slightest about that...but it's not funny. You need better writing.

However the '3 1/2 dick drive' gag and scene was excellent. Only part I laughed.